Illustration: Patrick Kyle please redecorate my brain

Sometimes I just want Patrick to sweep into my head like a tripping Laurence Llewelyn Bowen and fill my brain with trinkets to give it the ultimate makeover. Rather than just scattering sequinned cushions and lighting multi-pack scented candles, I think Patrick Kyle would actually do a pretty good job. The colour palettes he can muster up and the brilliantly weird objects and characters he can invent suggest that his own brain is like the back room of a cosmic junk shop: creepy and dusty, but with the luxurious magic of the Luck Dragon. We love you Patrick.