Film: David Lynch's tutorial on how to cook quinoa. Okay then.

David Lunch, I mean Lynch, is not necessarily renowned for being a connoisseur of pulses. These two short films paint a different picture of the man we more commonly associate with such spine-tingling, unique cinematic creations as Twin Peaks or Mulholland Drive. Whether it’s old age turning this man a bit soft, or just his love for “real, real, real tight little grains” getting the better of him, there’s no doubt that this is typically weird Lynch up to the tricks he knows best. How can someone make the process of boiling some water in a pan so downright menacing?