New game lets you spend a day in the life of a slice of bread

Haven’t you always wished you were a flippy-flappy ol’ slice of bread, flopping all over a perilous kitchen and collecting grime whilst simultaneously completing complicated missions? I have, which is why this new game I Am Bread is so exciting. It was developed in London by Bossa Studios who create Bafta-winning games such as Monstermind, Surgeon Simulator 2013, and Deep Dungeons of Doom.

I Am Bread does what it says on the tin; it just lets you be bread. The trailer shows the game to be a combination of Toy Story 2 on the N64 and something rather homely and Sims-esque. Although it’s not all fun and games – there’s one bit in the trailer where you see the bread actually slicing up another loaf of bread, so maybe it’s actually some sort of horror game. Whatever, I want to be bread. Let me play.